1. Tate modern Installation.

    Tate modern Installation.

  2. ambition |amˈbɪʃ(ə)n|nouna strong desire to do or to achieve something, typically requiring determination and hard work : her ambition was to become a model | he achieved his ambition of making a fortune.• desire and determination to achieve success : life offered few opportunities for young people with ambition.

    ambition |amˈbɪʃ(ə)n|
    noun
    a strong desire to do or to achieve something, typically requiring determination and hard work : her ambition was to become a model | he achieved his ambition of making a fortune.
    • desire and determination to achieve success : life offered few opportunities for young people with ambition.

  3. Hopefully this is coming onto the NHS.

    Hopefully this is coming onto the NHS.

  4. Inside information: He’s listening to Jim Croce.

    Inside information: He’s listening to Jim Croce.

  5. Q: Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive?
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A: Because she’s a woman.

    Q: Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive?

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    A: Because she’s a woman.

  6. A young Swedish woman, old Dutch woman, an Englishman, and an Irishman are riding a train…

    The train goes through a tunnel and it becomes pitch black in the car, a loud SMACK is heard… the train emerges from the tunnel and the Englishman is rubbing his cheek.

    The Swedish girl thinks “I bet he tried to grope me and accidentally got the old woman and she slapped him…”

    The Dutch woman thinks “He must have groped the Swedish girl and she slapped him…”

    The Englishman thinks “The Irishman must have groped the Swedish girl and she accidentally slapped me…”

    And the Irishman thinks “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can smack that English guy again.”


  7. “You know your neosauruses well, Robin.  Peanut butter sandwiches it  is.”

    “You know your neosauruses well, Robin. Peanut butter sandwiches it is.”

  8. Omelette anyone? Mine tastes like failure.

    Omelette anyone? Mine tastes like failure.

  9. You weren’t there man.

    You weren’t there man.

  10. Oh, you little redneck you.

    Oh, you little redneck you.

  11. Jellies are like many of the English:- they don’t do much, have many kids, live off the benefits and are an embarrassment when they go abroad. Yep, the similarities are there to be seen.

    Jellies are like many of the English:- they don’t do much, have many kids, live off the benefits and are an embarrassment when they go abroad. Yep, the similarities are there to be seen.

  12. Siamese, if you please…

    Siamese, if you please…

  13. After completing a 1,000,000 point combo in Tony Hawk’s on the PS1, Sparta had officially disregarded his ‘n00b’ status.

    After completing a 1,000,000 point combo in Tony Hawk’s on the PS1, Sparta had officially disregarded his ‘n00b’ status.